Top 10 Dwarven Battle Cries
January 3, 2008 – 9:07 pm
What fun are Greenskin Battle Insults without a bit of back-talk from the Dwarfs? Here are the top 10 Dwarfen Battle Cries, voted by WHA and WAR-RvR members:
10) *Sniff* What’s tha’? I think I smell a fungus among-us!
09) I may be short, but it’s the girth that counts, mate!
08) Yo momma! Oh wait… Greenies ain’t got no mums!
07) Ye stuck up, ‘alf-witted, scruffy-looking, squig-’erder!
06) Oi, Greenie! Yer one ugly mutha#&@*er…
05) Why don’t yeh come down ‘ere an’ say that!
04) Yeh made me spill me ale, Gobbo… you’ll pay you will!
03) If yee were twice as smart, yee’d still be stupid!
02) Can ye read the fine print on me rune ‘ammer? T’says, “Nighty night!”
01) Yer mouth says no, but yer gapin’ wounds say yes!
Got any of your own to add to the list?
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