TenTonHammer - Holiday Spoof-a-Long Contest

TenTonHammer is running a holiday spoof-a-long contest where you take your favorite Christmas songs and twist the lyrics towards your MMORPG of choice. You could win up to 6-months of free gaming once WAR launches: http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/15934.

Here was my entry in the Warhammer Online category:

O Come All Ye Greenskinz
- by Snafzg

O Come All Ye Greenskinz
Vengeful and Bloodthirsty,
O come ye, O come ye to Mount Blood-horn.
Take Up Your Choppas, Grind ‘em Sharp and Pointy;
O come, and git a Stunty,
O come, and git a Stunty,
O come, we’ll kill da Stunties!
Waaagh! We Shall Cry!

O Beat on the War Drums,
Beat ‘em Loud and Strongly.
Beat ‘em like they wuz a bunch of Humie heads!
Pray to the Gork, and sacrifice to Mork;
O come, we’ll give ‘em Humies,
O come, we’ll give ‘em Humies,
O come, we’ll slay da Humies!
Waaagh! We Shall Cry!

All Hail! Bloody Sun Boyz,
We da bestest tribe!
Grumlok leadz us now-until a meaner orc comes!
Ol’ Gazbag tells us, “Go and hunt for supper!”
O come, let’z find sum Elf meat,
O come, let’z git sum Elf meat,
O come, we’ll dine on Elf meat!
Waaagh! We Shall Cry!

Waaagh! Waaagh! Waaagh! Merry Tzeenchmas!

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